Isk apa cerita ni brader...??? sapa punya beg besaq ni tertinggai ka apa kena...???kata-kata keramat seorang pejuang bahasa...
17.7.09
Sapa Tertinggai Beg Baju Ni...??? ~ malaysiakini
Isk apa cerita ni brader...??? sapa punya beg besaq ni tertinggai ka apa kena...???Reformis Didenda RM80 Kerana Maki Polis... ~ malaysiakini

16.7.09
KosMos Paper Pro-Wak Tempe...??? ~ malaysiakini
Takdak gaji setahun dia boleh mati kaa...??? Umah besaq tu juai pun makan tak luakkk.....13.7.09
You..Get Out! Nyah Kao..Hampehh... ~ malaysiakini
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Teng kemudiannya menegur Khir dan memintanya supaya jangan mengulangi perkara itu, sambil memberi amaran bahawa Jawatankuasa Hak dan Keistimewaan boleh mengambil tindakan terhadapnya kerana melanggar kesucian DUN.
Khir mempertahankan dirinya dengan mendakwa bahawa Perintah Tetap menghadkan "Dewan" kepada dewan mesyuarat, tetapi Teng memintanya menunjukkan peruntukan khusus mengenainya. "(Peraturan) Perintah Tetap yang mana? Muka surat mana? Jangan cakap mengarut," kata Teng berulangkali, tetapi Khir tetap berkeras bahawa "Dewan" merujuk kepada dewan mesyuarat.
Khir kemudiannya berkata, kerana itulah beliau menyatakan bahawa speaker berat sebelah.
Teng berulangkali mendesak Khir supaya menarik balik kenyataannya itu, sambil menegaskan beliau telah memberi peluang untuk menjelaskan dakwaannya mengenai peraturan Perintah Tetap tersebut.
Apabila Khir enggan berbuat demikian, Teng memerintahkan Khir keluar dewan, tetapi tidak menyatakan berapa lama tempohnya.
dari MalaysiakiniNajib Tak Berani Ke Manek Urai...Pulakk... ~ malaysiakini

FATAH : NAJIB TAKUT DATANG- malaysiakini
Dua hari menjelang pilihanraya kecil DUN Manek Urai Selasa ini, PAS yakin telah hampir mencapai sasarannya bagi mempertahankan kerusi tersebut, kata Pengarah Pilihanraya PAS negeri, Fatah Harun
Diminta mengulas ketidakhadiran Najib Razak setakat ini, Fatah berkata:
"Saya tidak boleh hendak jangka (kehadirannya). Najib tidak hadir, kemungkinan dia sudah tahu melalui risikannya, isu Altantuya yang berlaku sebelum ini, memang kita simpan.
"Kalau dia mari, kita akan gunakan isu ini. Setakat ini kita akan bekukan dulu isu ini."
KAH KAH KAH…Kah kah kah… ALTANTUYA SEDANG MENUNGGU NAJIB…. kah kah kah..
Kah kah kah…SITI AMINAH ABDULLAH MENUNGGU ISTERI ROSMAH..kah kah kah..
Kah kah kah…ROH AKAN BANGUN LAWAN PUAKA….kah kah kah…
NOTA : Pasal apa si Altantuya ini tidak cun lagi kah kah kah.
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10.7.09
Blog Din Binjai @ SharpShooter Di Serang CyberTrooper...??? ~ malaysiakini

7.7.09
Oit..Sapa Kata RM24juta...??? Cuma RM3.5 juta Saja Laa... ~ malaysiakini


Ini rumah doktor gigi.
Rumah ini rumah batu.
Harganya mahal.
Mencecah ? juta-juta.
Doktor gigi ini tentu orang kaya raya.
Rumah saya pula harganya RM25,000.00.
Rumah saya rumah kos rendah.
Di dalam rumah saya ada dua buah bilik.
Depa kata luas seluruh kawasan rumah saya sama dengan tempat letak kereta rumah seperti ini.
Jika dia tak kaya, tentu bapa atau bapa mertuanya kaya.
Entahlah ! Betul ke tidak ?
Mendengar ini cerita, budak sebelah rumah berusia tujoh tahun menyimpan cita-cita untuk menjadi doktor gigi.
(Gambar Malaysian Insider & Agenda Daily)
4.7.09
Sapa Nak RM10 Ribu...??? Cari Orang Ini... ~ malaysiakini

KUALA LUMPUR - Sesiapa yang mengetahui di mana Abdul Kahar Ahmad Jalal yang mendakwa dirinya sebagai 'nabi' bersembunyi akan diberi ganjaran wang tunai RM10,000.
Tawaran itu diberikan oleh Jabatan Agama Islam Selangor (JAIS) kepada mana-mana individu yang memberikan maklumat tepat sehingga Abdul Kahar ditangkap.
Risalah berhubung tawaran itu ditampal di papan kenyataan Mahkamah Rendah Syariah Gombak Timur dekat sini.
JAIS membuat tawaran itu setelah usaha mengesan Abdul Kahar gagal sedangkan kes berhubung penyelewengan agama yang dibawanya sedang dibicarakan di Mahkamah Tinggi Syariah Shah Alam.
Sesiapa yang mempunyai maklumat mengenai Abdul Kahar yang memegang kad pengenalan bernombor 500427-10-5719 diminta menghubungi Bahagian Penguatkuasaan JAIS di talian 1-800-88-2424, 03-55190930 atau 03-55190398.
Abdul Kahar, 59, didakwa buat pertama kali di Mahkamah Tinggi Syariah Shah Alam pada 17 Ogos 2005 atas lima tuduhan di bawah Enakmen Jenayah Syariah Negeri Selangor.
Tuduhan yang dihadapi Abdul Kahar ialah mengisytiharkan dirinya sebagai rasul orang Melayu zaman ini, mempersenda ajaran Islam dan mendakwa ibadat haji perkara sengaja diada-adakan kerajaan Arab Saudi untuk mengaut keuntungan.
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3.7.09
Orang Paling Malas... Hmmmm... ~ malaysiakini

Pada masa dahulu, ada sebuah kampung dimana semua rakyatnya amat RAJIN
belaka tidak ada yang malas.
Jadi pada suatu hari, rajanya membuat pengumuman hendak mencari
seorang yang malas. Semasa perhimpunan itu, adalah seorang lelaki
mengaku
Katanya : "saya adalah yang paling malas"
Raja pun bertanya : "apa tahap malas awak?"
Lalu jawab lelaki tersebut :"kalau saya hendak makan,ada orang yang
menyuapkan saya".
Tiba-tiba datang seorang lelaki lagi : "Saya lebih malas lagi dari
dia tuanku".
Tuanku pun bertanya kepadanya : "sampai mana pulak tahap malas awak?"
maka jawabnya : "Kalau saya makanpun, sampai ada orang tolong
kunyahkan".
Maka raja pun terdiam.....
Tanpa disangka2 datang seorang budak lelaki datang kepadanya sambil
berkata:
"saya adalah yang paling malas tuanku".
Raja pun bertanya: "bagaimana pula tahap kemalasan awak?"
budak itu pun menjawab : "Nak cite pun malas"....
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27.6.09
Give Thanks To Allah... ~ malaysiakini
Give Thanks To ALLAH!
Give thanks to Allah,
for the moon and the stars
PRAISE HIM ALL DAY FOR,
what is and what was
take hold of your eman
dont give in to shaitaan
oh you who believe please give thanks to Allah.
Allahu Ghafoor Allahu Raheem Allahu yuhibbul Mohsineen,
va Khalikuna va Razikuna wahuwa Ala kulli shaien Kadir
Allah is Ghafoor Allah is Raheem Allah is the one who loves the Mohsineen,
He is a creator, He is a sustainer and He is the one who has power over all.
Give thanks to Allah,
for the moon and the stars
prays in all day for,
what is and what was
take hold of your eman
dont give in to shaitaan
oh you who believe please give thanks to Allah.
Allahu Ghafoor Allahu Raheem Allahu yuhibbul Mohsineen,
va Khalikuna va Razikuna wa huwa Allah kulli shaien Kadir
Allah is Ghafoor Allah is Raheem Allah is the one who loves the Mohsineen,
He is a creator, He is a sustainer and He is the one who has power over all.
26.6.09
Al-Fatihah : MJ Billie Jean Kembali Ke Rahmatullah... ~ malaysiakini

Michael Jackson, the sensationally gifted child star who rose to become the "King of Pop" and the biggest celebrity in the world only to fall from his throne in a freakish series of scandals, died Thursday. He was 50.
Jackson died at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles. Ed Winter, the assistant chief coroner for Los Angeles County, confirmed his office had been notified of the death and would handle the investigation. The circumstances of Jackson's death were not immediately clear. Jackson was not breathing when Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a call at his Los Angeles home about 12:30 p.m., Capt. Steve Ruda told the Los Angeles Times. The paramedics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda told the newspaper.
Jackson's death brought a tragic end to a long, bizarre, sometimes farcical decline from his peak in the 1980s, when he was popular music's premier all-around performer, a uniter of black and white music who shattered the race barrier on MTV, dominated the charts and dazzled even more on stage.
Known as the "King of Pop," for hits that included "Thriller" and "Billie Jean," Jackson's dramatic, one-gloved stage presence and innovative dance moves were imitated by legions of fans around the world. His 1982 album "Thriller" — which included the blockbuster hits "Beat It," "Billie Jean" and "Thriller" — remains the biggest-selling album of all time, with more than 100 million copies worldwide.
He transformed music videos and his lifetime record sales tally is believed to be around 750 million, which, added to the 13 Grammy Awards he received, made him one of the most successful entertainers of all time.
Michael became a Muslim last year.
source: AP
I will always remember MJ for this piece................
R.I.P and Al-Fatihah...
22.6.09
18.6.09
Sultan Johor TIDAK PERKENAN Cadangan PM Najisb... ~ malaysiakini
UPDATED
KUALA LUMPUR, June 18 — The Sultan of Johor has rejected the proposed third bridge linking Malaysia and Singapore, in the latest show of power by the royalty after he was apparently not even consulted by either government on the proposal.
Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak had said recently the government was keen on pursuing the idea of a third bridge near the eastern coast of Johor.
But the proposal has already drawn some criticism from Umno leaders who are concern Malaysia would have to lift the ban on the sale of sand to Singapore before the bridge could be built.
The Johor Sultan's remarks, delivered by the Tunku Mahkota Tunku Ibrahim Ismail at the opening of the state legislature this morning, are the latest rebuff for Najib over the bridge.
"I was told by the Sultan that he does not agree with the proposal to build a third bridge," said the Tunku Mahkota.
A number of Umno leaders have already said that if Singapore wants sand as part of the deal for the third bridge, it's a "no go".
For them, whatever the benefits the construction of the third bridge may bring must not come at the expense of the country's sovereignty.
This issue came up when Singapore's Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew said that it would not make sense for it to agree on a third bridge if Johor does not lift its ban on the export of sand to the republic, which has been in place since 1997.
Government officials say Najib's administration is willing to resolve outstanding bilateral issues with Singapore and consider lifting the ban on sale of sand to the republic.
But Najib's efforts, ironically, may be undermined by his own party members, especially those from the southern states who appear reluctant to see Singapore expand through land reclamation with Malaysian sand.
Najib had mooted the idea of a third bridge when he visited Singapore last month.
- sumber : Malaysian Insider
* p/s - gambar diatas hanyalah contoh (jambatan Pulau Pinang)...tiada kena mengena dengan berita diatas...
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